Napoleon: I don’t even have any good skills. Pedro: What do you mean? Napoleon: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. The top 3 foodie skills I most covet for myself are: Fish Catch, scale, gut and fillet a fish. Charcuterie Curing bacon, ham etc. If I ever have pigs, I’m going to need these skills. Knife skills How to wield a blade like a professional.