Napoleon: I don’t even have any good skills.

Pedro: What do you mean?

Napoleon: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

The top 3 foodie skills I most covet for myself are:

Fish

Catch, scale, gut and fillet a fish.

Charcuterie

Curing bacon, ham etc. If I ever have pigs, I’m going to need these skills.

Knife skills

How to wield a blade like a professional.