All posts tagged: bunny

Tofu Tuesday: A Rabbit’s Résumé

Everyone should have an up-to-date résumé up their sleeve — you never know when that next big opportunity will present itself. Personal Details First Name: Tofu Surname: Removed for privacy reasons Contact details: Removed for privacy reasons Date of Birth: August 2007 Class of rabbit: Broken Sable Point Lop Nationality: New Zealand Gender: Male Diet: Herbivore Profile Well presented, friendly and easy-going lagomorph with excellent social skills. Intuitive worker with a passion for pellets, carrots and apples. Excellent jumping skills, enjoys the outdoors and has a talent and enthusiasm for organic methods. Great listening skills and has the ability to calm others. Plays well with cats and humans. Soft face. Charismatic. Work Experience Position: Cotton Ball August 2007 – November 2007 Duties: Eye makeup and nail polish removal. Toe separation during painting assignments. Position: Whac-A-Mole Employee February 2008 – February 2008 Duties: Entertainment sector. Primarily mallet dodging, but also lunging, surging, charging, flinching and evading required. Occasionally getting hit. Basic first aid training. (Early contract termination due to personal difficulties) Position: Easter Bunny March 2008 – Present (seasonal …

Tofu Tuesday: Pro Skateboarder from way back

Sorry for neglecting my weekly Tofu Tuesday blog posts. I know he has many fans across the world. This week’s edition is an oldie but a goodie. If I told you that Tofu was a good skateboarder back when he was only a year old, you probably wouldn’t believe me. Simon a.k.a. Cracked Ink took these photos about 3 years ago and they have only just now seen the light of day. Simon is an amazing artist and his work can be found here.