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First Name: Tofu
Surname: Removed for privacy reasons
Contact details: Removed for privacy reasons
Date of Birth: August 2007
Class of rabbit: Broken Sable Point Lop
Nationality: New Zealand
Well presented, friendly and easy-going lagomorph with excellent social skills. Intuitive worker with a passion for pellets, carrots and apples. Excellent jumping skills, enjoys the outdoors and has a talent and enthusiasm for organic methods. Great listening skills and has the ability to calm others. Plays well with cats and humans. Soft face. Charismatic.
Position: Cotton Ball
August 2007 – November 2007
Duties: Eye makeup and nail polish removal. Toe separation during painting assignments.
Position: Whac-A-Mole Employee
February 2008 – February 2008
Duties: Entertainment sector. Primarily mallet dodging, but also lunging, surging, charging, flinching and evading required. Occasionally getting hit. Basic first aid training. (Early contract termination due to personal difficulties)
Position: Easter Bunny
March 2008 – Present (seasonal work)
Duties: Promoting Easter celebrations. Chocolate production and distribution. Entertainer of children and the young at heart. Events management.
Position: Draft Stopper (under door)
April 2008 – Present (seasonal work)
Duties: Residential insulation and warmth protection during winter months.
Position: Life drawing model (contract/freelance work)
June 2008 – Present
Duties: Posing for short and long periods of time. Nude. Working with artists and photographers.
Position: Gardener and Groundskeeper
November 2008 – Present
Duties: Organic lawn care, pruning, harvesting, weeding and fertilising. Implementing a regular crop rotation programme. Ensuring good health of soil.
Position: Security / Doorman / Bouncer
January 2010 – Present (Contract position)
Duties: Customer liaison, access control, screening of visitors, situation diffusion, identification check, law enforcement, crowd control.
Position: Actor (non speaking part)
Duties: Assume the role of a domesticated rabbit under direction of camera crew for a local television program. Blue screen work.
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