Tofu Tuesday
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Tofu Tuesday: A Rabbit’s Résumé

Everyone should have an up-to-date résumé up their sleeve — you never know when that next big opportunity will present itself.

Personal Details

First Name: Tofu
Surname: Removed for privacy reasons
Contact details: Removed for privacy reasons
Date of Birth: August 2007
Class of rabbit: Broken Sable Point Lop
Nationality: New Zealand
Gender: Male
Diet: Herbivore

Profile

Well presented, friendly and easy-going lagomorph with excellent social skills. Intuitive worker with a passion for pellets, carrots and apples. Excellent jumping skills, enjoys the outdoors and has a talent and enthusiasm for organic methods. Great listening skills and has the ability to calm others. Plays well with cats and humans. Soft face. Charismatic.

Work Experience

Position: Cotton Ball
August 2007 – November 2007

Duties: Eye makeup and nail polish removal. Toe separation during painting assignments.

Position: Whac-A-Mole Employee
February 2008 – February 2008

Duties: Entertainment sector. Primarily mallet dodging, but also lunging, surging, charging, flinching and evading required. Occasionally getting hit. Basic first aid training. (Early contract termination due to personal difficulties)

Position: Easter Bunny
March 2008 – Present (seasonal work)

Duties: Promoting Easter celebrations. Chocolate production and distribution. Entertainer of children and the young at heart. Events management.

Position: Draft Stopper (under door)
April 2008 – Present (seasonal work)

Duties: Residential insulation and warmth protection during winter months.

Position: Life drawing model (contract/freelance work)
June 2008 – Present
Duties: Posing for short and long periods of time. Nude. Working with artists and photographers.

Position: Gardener and Groundskeeper
November 2008 – Present

Duties: Organic lawn care, pruning, harvesting, weeding and fertilising. Implementing a regular crop rotation programme. Ensuring good health of soil.

Position: Security / Doorman / Bouncer
January 2010 – Present (Contract position)

Duties: Customer liaison, access control, screening of visitors, situation diffusion, identification check, law enforcement, crowd control.

Position: Actor (non speaking part)
February 2010

Duties: Assume the role of a domesticated rabbit under direction of camera crew for a local television program. Blue screen work.

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6 Comments

  1. Charlotte Evers's avatar
    Charlotte Evers says

    Tofu certainly has had a varied career in his short life; can I had Handsome Boy to that list?

    • Bunny Eats Design's avatar
      Bunny Eats Design says

      Yes, he certainly has a way with the ladies.

    • Bunny Eats Design's avatar
      Bunny Eats Design says

      Really? There is only 1 fatty at Christmas? I thought Tofu was always quite reserved in comparison to Christmas feasting…

    • Bunny Eats Design's avatar
      Bunny Eats Design says

      Hmmm…Not as yet. We’re trying to teach Tofu the value of money. He’s so frivolous when it comes to spending. Unfortunately, when you’re a bunny, food is everywhere outside, it’s hard imagine what being a bum would be like.

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