All posts tagged: broken sable point lop

Tofu Tuesday: A Rabbit’s Résumé

Everyone should have an up-to-date résumé up their sleeve — you never know when that next big opportunity will present itself. Personal Details First Name: Tofu Surname: Removed for privacy reasons Contact details: Removed for privacy reasons Date of Birth: August 2007 Class of rabbit: Broken Sable Point Lop Nationality: New Zealand Gender: Male Diet: Herbivore Profile Well presented, friendly and easy-going lagomorph with excellent social skills. Intuitive worker with a passion for pellets, carrots and apples. Excellent jumping skills, enjoys the outdoors and has a talent and enthusiasm for organic methods. Great listening skills and has the ability to calm others. Plays well with cats and humans. Soft face. Charismatic. Work Experience Position: Cotton Ball August 2007 – November 2007 Duties: Eye makeup and nail polish removal. Toe separation during painting assignments. Position: Whac-A-Mole Employee February 2008 – February 2008 Duties: Entertainment sector. Primarily mallet dodging, but also lunging, surging, charging, flinching and evading required. Occasionally getting hit. Basic first aid training. (Early contract termination due to personal difficulties) Position: Easter Bunny March 2008 – Present (seasonal …