One of my favourite Auckland bloggers Kara La La La recently posted a list of the search terms that people were using to get to her site. So here I am, copying her because it’s an amusing excercise.
Welcome to all you random and wonderful people and I hope that even if you don’t quite find what you were looking for, you find something else that might tickle your fancy.
How you got here:
- beetroot wee
- evil lobsters
- mononoke porn
- what does spaghetti mean for the end of world
- scallops for breakfast
- best vietnam porn
- making a rabbit eat coffee beans
- how do they make hundreds and thousands sprinkles
- hungry ketchup font
- how to draw bangers and mash
- guacamole bunny
- rabbit dressed up as a ghost
- why do new zealanders love pies
- image woman eating fondue
- tv sluts
WTF guys? Sick
- picture of a tiger eating a rabbit
Cracks me up every time. People are weird, man!
I recently had ‘chorizo in her ass’…. Seriously!!!!!
Wow. I just put chorizo down on my shopping list for my family Christmas lunch. The weird stuff some people are curious about. It’s curious.
Diplomatically put 😉
Mine are pretty lame, most interesting would be: how to make christmas tree with chilli
How DO you make a christmas tree with chilli?
Not entirely sure.
Wow. My search terms are lame. “Mad Hatter tea party/shower invitations”, “6-man Parcheesi”, “magnetic perpetual calendars” and “treasure chest” are my most popular ones. Then again, I don’t have nearly as many blog posts, so fewer keywords will lead to me.
Hey, you could always plug in sexy keywords into your existing posts. Like “orgy Parcheesi” and “swingers games”. Who knows?
Seeing as I play Parcheesi with my family, the last thing I want to associate with it is “orgy”. 🙂
You do bring up a valid point though. Maybe my husband and I can come up with a way to play strip Mille Bornes and blog about our exploits.
Dude, you’d get plenty of hits on that topic methinks!
LoL. So awesome. “what does spaghetti mean for the end of world” is the best one! Yesterday one of my only 6 search terms was “real incest tube”…. uhhhhhhhhghgghghhhhh
LMFO! umm… how to draw bangers and mash? I hope they found what they were looking for! Weird bunny questions. I try not to look at what people google to find me. Too strange knowing that people out there ask those sorts of questions.!
Yeah, there are some odd ones. Perhaps I will make a tutorial on how to draw bangers and mash. Complete with a pile of peas.